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This is one of my favourite comic scenes.. the Poker Game


Hurley, Sawyer, and Kate playing poker on the beach.
Hurley, Sawyer, and Kate playing poker on the beach.

We see Hurley, Sawyer, and Kate playing poker on the beach.
Hurley: I bet 4 papayas.
Sawyer: You can't bet; I just bet. You can either call or raise or lay 'em down, Muttonchops.
Hurley's unsure of what to do, and looks toward Kate.
Kate: Don't look at me.
Jack entering: Lay 'em down, Hurley. He's got you beat.
Hurley: Dude, I got a killer hand, here.
Jack: No, you don't.
Hurley: But you don't even know...
Jack: You've a baby straight. He's got the flush.
Kate: What about me? What do I got?
Jack: Hard to say, but you're just playing for the fun of it.
Kate: Well, fun's not bad. You should try it sometime.
Jack exiting: Don't call him, Hurley.
Sawyer to Jack: Hey, Amarillo Slim -- you think because you watch poker on TV you can tussle with the big boys?
Jack: I've got to head back to the hatch.
Sawyer: Hatch ain't going nowhere, Doc. How about you put your mangoes where your mouth is?
Jack: I guess I could play a hand or two.


Hurley, Kate, Sawyer and Jack playing cards.
Hurley, Kate, Sawyer and Jack playing cards.
The medicine you stole from the armory, all of it.
The medicine you stole from the armory, all of it.

We see Hurley, Kate, Sawyer and Jack playing cards at the beach. There is a big pile of fruit on the ground between Jack and Sawyer.
Hurley: Dude, you got me.
Kate: I'm out.
Sawyer: Think you're in my head, Doc?
Jack: You've still got 3 papayas -- call or fold.
Sawyer: Well, you're in trouble now, Cool Hand. Pocket queens makes me the set. he chuckles
Jack showing his cards: Kings wired.
Hurley: Whoa, dude.
Kate laughs, Sawyer looks crushed.
Jack: But at least I'm not in your head. Well, I guess that's it.
Sawyer: What do you mean, "it"?
Jack: Sawyer, you're busted. I got it all. It wouldn't really be fair for you to go pick more mangoes.
Sawyer: Oh, I've got a hell of lot more than mangos. You want to play real stakes, name 'em?
Jack laughing: It's a pile of fruit, man.
Sawyer: And I want it back.
Kate: Should I go and get a ruler?
Sawyer to Hurley: Fun time's over, Mongo. Why don't you go hit the buffet?
Hurley: But, I want to...
Kate: Come on, Hurley. Let's go leave these boys to their sandbox.
Sawyer: One more hand, Doc. What's it going to take?
Jack: The medicine you stole from the armory, all of it.


Well, I had to try.
Well, I had to try.

Back on the island, Sawyer and Jack are playing cards.
Sawyer: So, where'd you learn to play cards, Doc?
Jack: Phuket.
Sawyer dealing the cards: What the hell were you doing in Thailand? Jack doesn't respond What, you don't think I know where Phuket is? Just because I dropped out in 9th grade don't make me an idiot. Far East, huh? I wouldn't have taken you for a world traveler. That where you got the art on your shoulder?
Jack: How about you deal again?
Sawyer: What?
Jack: This time from the top of the deck.
Sawyer smiling: Well, I had to try.


Jack and Sawyer are playing cards.
Jack and Sawyer are playing cards.
When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.
When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.

Back at the beach, Jack and Sawyer are playing cards. We see them through binoculars.
Libby: What's going on?
Hurley: Jack and Sawyer are finally going to beat each other up.
The scene switches to Jack and Sawyer.
Jack: 10 mangos.
Sawyer: Okay, I'll call you with the aspirin and raise you with a bottle of Amoxicilin.
Jack: Do you even know what Amoxicilin is?
Sawyer: You may have been to Phuket, Doc, but I've been to Tallahassee. Jack looks like he doesn't understand Let's just say something was burning and it wasn't from the sunshine.
Jack: I'm all in.
Sawyer: Well, that's the move of a man who wants me to lay it down.
Jack: You're not going to lay it down.
Sawyer: I'm not, huh? Why's that?
Jack: Because there's a bunch of people watching us right now and you don't want them to see you lose. Again.
Sawyer: Well alright, I call. What you got? [Jack shows his cards] Pair a 9s? You pushed in with a pair of 9's?!
Jack: You got me. Let's see 'em.
Sawyer shows his cards, irritatedly. He's got a pair of 5s.
Jack: Guess it was enough, huh?
Sawyer: Son-of-a-bitch.
Jack: I'll come get the meds later. he starts to leave
Sawyer: Hey, when I asked you what you wanted for stakes -- why didn't you ask for the guns?
Jack: When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.