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User:Pshyco Smokey Monster 2/biog
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Portrayed by Myself
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As I am such an interessting and vital part of the L.O.S.T mythology I really felt I deserved a page of my own. Unfortunately (due largely to America's bureaucratic system) I couldn't get one on main Lostpedia so I've had to make do with it here. For now.
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Early Life
Due to some recent electromagnetic interferance my databanks have been damaged quite severly and so cannot properly remember my creation. I am aware that it took place at Dharma's hands to protect the island inhabitants. I was one of 6 fine security systems. Now only me and 2 of my brothers remain. The others were exported and sold to some Korean guy's business as guard creature things. The 3 of us were left to roam the Island and make sure that people did as they were told. (I don't know who told these people what to do but I'm sure whoever they were they had a very good reason.) It was the fall of 1987 when He left with the 3rd brother as protection. Me and my brother Smokey were left alone from then on with everyone either dead or by now convinced that they were doing God's work. Life was good. I spend my life on the beach with tequillas dreaming of hot lady security systems. Then some jerk sent a filming crew over to film some lame T.V show. "[LOST]]" they called it. Crappy Name. It was on that day, thst my life went wrong.
Filming
I was approached my some of the crew and they told me to take a hike and that they had bought the Island. I offered to take on an extra's role but they said they had all the nanobot clouds they needed. Swines!. I went about moping about the beach and ended up tripping over one of their damn turbines. I killed some failed actor but if you ask me he shouldn't have been there in the first place! Bullied, rejected I've been forced back to the dephs of the islnad. Its cold here and dark and I hear whispers. : - (
Revenge
I found that the idiots down on the beach gave my brother a job despite eating one of their actors! All was good though, I figured if he kept on making trouble he'd be fired and I would replace him. I was wrong. He has killed a second actor and physically threatened another. As a result of this I have declared revenge. I have leaked top secret photographs and information from season 3 of LOST (see my page); I have kidnapped crew members myself (you must have noticed them missing) and I will be sneaking into the background of every scene possible.
FIRE ME WILL YOU?!?!? FEAR MY WRATH
The Kidnapped
Yes I'm holding the following actors/acressess to ransom. You probably will have noticed their absence. They won't be returned till I am a main character.
