User:Pshyco Smokey Monster 2

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This user is indeed the monster's brother Smokey is sorry for killing Eko. Accidents happen O.K?

Contents 1 Introduction 2 My Favourite Characters 3 Characters Smokey Should Kill 4 Episodes I Enjoyed and Those I Didn't 5 Why I Started Watching L.O.S.T 6 Look Into the Eye of the Island 7 Top Secret Picture 8 Why I'm More Deserving of a Role in L.O.S.T than my Brother 9 Messed up Time

Introduction

Hi there folks. I'd like to start off with a plea. Can people stop mistaking me for my bro? It's getting VERY annoying. I did not kill Mr. Eko or the pilot and he didn't mean to do it anyway it was a complete accident and if you really watched the show like you say you do, you'd know.

I actually appeared way before him. If you look really closely you can see me stumbling into the L.O.S.T set and tripping over the turbine. I'm sorry about that by the way. The entire incident got me kicked off the show how unfair! My brother can go around beating up and killing cast members and me? All I have to do is damage valuable equipment and I'm off the team.

Luckily Damon Lindof who is a good friend of mine has got me a place in season 7. The zombie season. That'll wipe the smile off Smokey's face! I'll show him how a REAL security system acts.

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My Favourite Characters

The Monster- Didn't see that coming did you? Lol. Seriously though not only is he my bro but he really kicks butt. I aim to be more like him.

Sun - She hasn't really done much on island yet I reckon she's gonna get some really cool action this season and she gets the best flashbacks. Take House of the Rising Sun for instance.

Shannon- People give Shannon such a harsh time. Yeah she is a sterotypical blonde and yeah she is a spoil brat but darn it I love her and her sad story. She gets the some of the best lines too, "Name, Shannon Rutherford; Age, 20; Address, Craphole Island" and "Great, I am so not moving to the Rape Caves". Looking forward to seeing her in again in season 3.

Hurley- How could anyone not like Hurley? He is hilarious!!! I have a tendency not to like his flashback episodes though but I hear good things about Tricia Tanaka is Dead.

Juliet- I really like Juliet already she seems like she'll add a lot to the show. Can't wait until her episode after the hiatus, hope it doesn't change my opinion of her.

Danielle- Haven't explored her character yet but it really needs to happen. I hope with season 3 comes a flash back for her and her team because she isn't telling us everything. How does a scientist get all those guns, such extensive knowledge of cartography and the ability to set traps at such speed?

Mars - The best flashback character EVER! More flashbacks of Mars getting his butt kicked by Kate please.

Characters Smokey Should Kill

Jin- Sigh. What does Jin bring to the table? Nothing! Why is he there!?!?!?!?!?

Charlie - I don't like how the writers of LOST have turned Charlie into such a stereotypical Brit. No proper Mancurian uses the posh accent or the extensive vocabulary heard in his flashbacks.

Ana Lucia- I'm very sorry to all Ana fans but I cheered when she died. This character had such great potential but alas she was killed off before she could do anything on The Island. However maybe even if she had actually done something other than feel sorry for herself I still probably would have hated her. She killed Shannon. Grrrrrrr.

Locke- I know that this guy has a LOT of fans but he gets on my nerves. Who died and made him king of the island?

Jack- Exactly the same goes with Jack as with Locke. Kate should lead everyone in my humble opinion.

Episodes I Enjoyed and Those I Didn't

Good Episodes

• House of the Rising Sun
  • Abandoned
  • A Tale of Two Cities
  • Glass Ballerina
  • Pilot Part 2
  • Exodus Parts 1,2 & 3

Pants Episodes

• Numbers
  • S.O.S
  • Hearts and Minds
  • Homecoming
  • Dave

Why I Started Watching L.O.S.T

This advert inspired me to watch L.O.S.T. This is also why in Britain Sky should not have been allowed to air L.O.S.T. Damn you Sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In revenge I am now watching L.O.S.T from Limewire. :-D

Look Into the Eye of the Island

"I looked into the eye of this island and what I saw was beautiful"

Basically this is the bit where I reveal future plot lines/revelations.

• Walt drowned on others' boat and because time is all messed up Shannon saw his ghost before he had died. Very hard to get your head round.

• Jack becomes an other. Yay! More reason to dislike him!

• Danielle gets her own flashback, at last.

• Sawyer crys.

• Sun's baby is black

• Aaron and Claire leave The Island by climbing a rainbow to freedom

• Hurley releases his own fitness video.

• Zombie Libby rises and steals the soul of Rose

• The pilot is alive! He fooled you all!

• I will make a very breif appearence. Podcasts will deny it of course but I'll sneak into the background.

Top Secret Picture

Look what I have managed to get my hands on! I illegally took a photo from the L.O.S.T set of Juliet saving Locke from by brother right by my house!!! Interessting eh? And 100% real of course. That'll teach them for firing me!

Why I'm More Deserving of a Role in L.O.S.T than my Brother

1 reason: I don't do this...

Messed up Time

O.K I'm hearing a lot about this 'time is screwed up' theory bu it is so dang confusing. Basically our time moves slower on the island so day and night move a lot slower but universal time moves at the same pace as the rest of the world. This would explain Walt growing up quick. This is the bit where it gets confusing. Now in early seasin Shannon saw what appeared to be Walt's ghost and it looked like he'd drowned. What if he and Michael left the island and this time sheild thing only for Walt to drown. Thus when he drowned outside the island. Time would be running slower on the island so he could have appeared to Shannon without actually leaving the island.

CONCLUSION - THE OTHERS LED WALT TO HIS DEATH