User:Onelastword/Lostpedia is the Hanso Foundation (parody theory)
From Lostpedia
The producers of LOST have stated that they sometimes "borrow" episode ideas from fan theories. For example, the episode "Dave" was created to debunk the theory that the entire show happened in one of the survivor's mind. That theory was posted on Lostpedia and elsewhere long ago. But what if this theory was not "borrowed" from Lostpedia, what if Lostpedia is actually an elaborate part of the Lost Experience? What if the producers of LOST created Lostpedia? What if Admin is Jacob?
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Factual details
- In the Lost Experience, The Hanso Foundation created Lostpedia so it could reassure veiwers of LOST that the series is completly fictional. And has nothing to do with the actual Hanso Foundation.
- The Lostpedia Logo is actually a DHARMA Initiative handbook called: "How to survive on Craphole Island."
- "Bob" is actually Persephone (Rachel Blake), out to ruin the hard work of The Hanso Foundation.
- Admin is Jacob.
- The administrator GodEmperorOfHell is actually Alvar Hanso. If you look close at the comparison photos, you'll notice that they are indeed the same person. Hanso simply shaved to achive his new look.
- The user PandoraX is actually Sun's real mother.
- The user Ironman is actually Thomas Mittelwerk.
- Kelvin did not die. He is actually the administrator Nickb123. We know this from the sketches of the blast door map on his user page.
- The administrator Plkrtn is really Danny Pickett. We know this because Plkrtn, when divided by The Numbers and subtracted by 815, is an anagram for: "Plkrtn is really Pickett."
- The admininstrator skks is really Gerald DeGroot. Again, he shaved to acheive this look.
- The user Jambalaya is actually Ben Linus. We know this because if you convert the letters in Jambalaya to numatic values, and then divide the values by 815, chances are you'll never have sex with a woman.
- Hurley's "Bad Twin" is the user Gateboy42. This information was gained via several clues on his user page. Such as the screenshot from the movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, which uses the word "dude" atleast forty-two times.
- The user Aero Zeppelin is actually a group of rock stars turned Dharma Initiative workers.
- The user Mighty Rearranger could be a variety of people. The common concensus is that he is a young Hurley, due to Rachel Blake's hidden hack from The Lost Experience. However, theories have developed that he may be Desmond, who was actually a part of Aero Zeppelin when he was Robert Plant, or Juliet using a fake photo, seeing as they seem to share the same passion for Stephen King. His hair may have even been the source of The "Monster".
- The Island may actually be the asshole of the user Lost On Craphole Island.
- Regedit is Robert Rousseau, and he didn't die, but is now one of the Others and works at the Hydra Station.
- Mr. Crabby is a polar bear. As seen on his userpage is a picture of him taken just weeks ago.
- The user Isolation815 is actually Danielle Rousseau and is stranded alone on the Island. She updates Lostpedia by intercepting wireless internet from the Barracks.
- The show may also be directly related to Spongebob Squarepants.
Pros
- It confirms that Circeus is indeed a writer of Lost.
- Explains why they never ban Captain Insano (He may be one of the good ones).
- Explains why Regedit doesnt speak English very well.
Cons
- They will delete this article soon, as it exposes the truth about The Hanso Foundation.
- Danny Pickett is not from the UK. However, Plkrtn may have just be lying about where he is from.
Gallery
Captain Insano and Persephone (Bob) on the Lostpedia IRC chat. |
Fan theories
Though the level of canon in these theories is questionable, some do explain bizzare events on the island or elsewhere. Hopefully these theories will one day be confirmed by ABC as factual. For more information, see the theories page.

