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Lost judges, from left to right: Henry Gale (original), Kate, and Jack.  These three characters determine who on the island lives and who dies.
Lost judges, from left to right: Henry Gale (original), Kate, and Jack. These three characters determine who on the island lives and who dies.

A recently uncovered file from J.J. Abrams own personal computer revealed this chart. It is resonable to draw the conclusion then, that Abrams was jealous of American Idol's success over his show Alias. Being the evil genius he is, he divised a plan to beat AI once and for all. He would copy AI's contestants and convert them into Island Surviors.

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The File

Below is the actual file taken from Abrams computer:

Subject: Carrie Underwood

Subject: Chris Sligh

Subject: Paul Kim

Subject Chris Richardson

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