User:Mr. Crabby/0
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0 is not one of the Numbers, but it very well should be. Below is a list of appearances on the show.
- # of tennis players in the Exodus. ("Exodus, Part 1")
- # of escape plans by Sayid that have worked. ("Pilot, Part 2")
- # of times Bernard has done something useful. ("Everybody Hates Hugo") through ("Live Together, Die Alone")
- # of fans who like Nikki and Paulo. ("Further Instructions") through ("The Man from Tallahassee")
- # of fans who understand what the hell is going on with Lost.
- # of extras who have successfuly made it into the main cast.
- # of stations that have survived John Locke's wrath.
- # of people Sawyer hasn't tried to con after meeting them.
- Odds of Nikki and Paulo being missed.
- # of usable legs Locke had up to four years before the crash.
Theory Section
- # of monsters present on the island!!!! Its all a long con, eventualy Saywer (Fred) Kate (Daphne) Hugo (Shaggy) Vincient (Scooby-Doo) Roger (Velma) will jump into the Dharma van (mystery machine) and solve the case of the "Spooky Pirate Cloud" Turns out that The Janitor had found out that the black rock had pirate gold on board, and needed cover to smuggle the gold off the island. He created the story about a Spooky Cloud by holding smoke grenades and used the vacine (super strength formula) to kill people! this was done to chase the Dharma group's workmen off the island and stop them building hatches and finding said gold.
