User:Jabrwocky7/mirc triggers

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on *:TEXT:.carlton *:#: /describe $chan looks away as Carlton Cuse gives $2- a massage.
on *:TEXT:.damon *:#: /describe $chan assaults $2- with Damon Lindelof's cold, clammy hands.
on *:TEXT:.toss *:#: /describe $chan picks up then slams $2- back into the ground.
on *:TEXT:* walt*:#: /describe $chan .........  Where's my boy? WAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!!
on *:TEXT:* kate*:#: /describe $chan .........  What did you do????
on *:TEXT:.gregg *:#: /describe $chan laughs at $2-'s  post to Gregg Nations' forum on thefuselage

on *:text:* pirate*:#: {
  %rand = $rand(1,4)
  if ( %rand = 1 ) { /describe $chan ...............  YARRRR!!! }
  if ( %rand = 2 ) { /describe $chan ...............  We're gonna have to take the boy. }
  if ( %rand = 3 ) { /describe $chan ...............  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!!! }
  if ( %rand = 4 ) { /describe $chan ...............  They took my boy! WAAAAAAAAAAALT!!! }
}

on *:TEXT:*"Patchy man"*:#: /msg $chan I disagree.  The word of Gregg Nations is like the word of god.
on *:TEXT:*yarr*:#: /describe $chan YAAAARRRRRR!!!!!