User:GodEmperorOfHell/Pink Bunny (parody theory)
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The "Pink Bunny" drives a space ship with no visible rocket boosters; only two exhaust pipes. "There is a pink bunny in a space ship controlling everyone and everything on the island. He's not happy."1 It should be noted that on the side of the space ship there is not only the DHARMA Initiative logo, but The Numbers as well. From countless documents detailing on the matter, we can assume that he uses the left lever in his control room to make sure that Jack's face never grows a full beard, and the right lever to toggle a mysterious happening.
However the biggest mysteries of all are the two lights on the front of his ship, one red, and one green. Some say it's a stop light, and the yellow light in the middle was lost on The Island. The non-believers suggest that it was drawn in Microsoft Paint, however the incredible detail in the face of the rabbit proves that comment false.
The strange black thing in the Turbine explosion is the Pink Bunny, taking immediate vengeance for the attack on His island
Pros
Explains everything.
Cons
Is completely ridiculous.
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| Ontological | Dharma • Dreamtime • Last Humans • Pandora's Box • Rapture • Spiritual Evolution • Time Capsule | |||
| Psychological | Artificial Environment • Binary Code • Shared Hallucination • Social Experiment | |||
| Realist | Backwards Backwards • Black Hole • Doomsday Weapon Facade • Fall of DHARMA • Kelvin's Dam • Naive Realism • Saving the World • Valenzetti Island • Vile Vortices • Y2K | |||
| Literary | Breakthroughs • Garden of Eden • Lost Continent • Noah's Ark • The Tempest • The Wizard of Oz | |||
| Misc. Themed | Constellations • DHARMA Recruiters • System Crash • Gates of Hades | |||
| Already Debunked | Clones • Nanotechnology • Purgatory • Turbine Explosion (Caused by Monster) | |||
