User:Bibendum

Bibendum

Name	"Bibendum"
Year of birth	w00t
Place of origin	France
Current location	France
Quote
"Oh, I get it, let's play with the old man head, is it ? He's half-senile, he'll forgot I've said anything ! Well, huh, what was this about, anyway ?" Jolee Bindo "Les français n'éliront jamais un petit, vous m'entendez ?!? JAMAIS !!!" Moustik -
TV Shows
South Park and... guess what ? LOST ! Yes, I know it seems a bit odd.
Languages I Speak
English (well, err, not so good I would like), French, French's argot, Italian (not much), German (even less)

Most Favorites Characters

That good ol' Sawyer (Because he is the best conman ever)
Sayid Jarrah (Because he bears and revendicate one of the only values I respect : what my people call "bon sens")
Charlie Pace after his dead. (Because I'm some kind of hypocrite)
Mr Eko (Because he's probably the only warlord to have ever turn into a catholic priest)
Danielle Rousseau (Because she's no more french than crasy, y'hear ?!?)
Chuck Norris (Because He'll kill me if He doesn't figure in that list !)
Juliet Burke (Because her name looks like "burps", that's funny, isnt' it ?)
Gary Troup, the reactor-man (Because his death was ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho, lolroflmao)
Desmond Hume in the 2nd Season and in the late 3rd Season. (Because an alcoholic IS a good person, huh ?)
Ana-Lucia (because she's err... well... *mumble* she's some kind of a... pretty girl, huh ?)
Kelvin Joe Inman

John Locke (Won't you ever die, ya idiot ?!?)
Michael Dawson (Because I can't understand how either Jack or Sawyer didn't pull a bullet in his £$'{+=*µ lunatic's face, damnit !!)
Waaaaaaaalt (Because he doesn't realize how many people died for him)
Bernard and Rose (Because err... because I hate explaining my reasons)
Charlie Pace before his dead (Because I hate popstars)
Desmond Hume in the beginning of the 3rd Season. (I can't stand prophets)
Nikki & Paulo, those useless comics.
Aaron and Claire (Because childs are DOOM, y'hear ? And those who make childs are even worse !)
The Hurley Bird (worst actor ever)

(please notice that there's no really order, since I'm not sure about which episode I prefer)

Live Alone, Die Together, or something like that. A great season's finale.
Through the Looking Glass : eleven Others are blown away (including Bakunin, remember ?), Danielle and Alex are finally reunited, Ben is severly smashed and Charlie drowns. What else to ask ?
Enter 77 : An episode that really saved a season.
Lockdown : Wow, I love invisible things.
Confidence Man : The Real Sawyer. Gotta love it.
Solitary : Woah dude, Rousseau rocks.
A Tale of Two Cities or at least the first scene.
Exodus Part 2 : I love when people, raft and hatch are blown away. Really.
The 23rd Psalm : Wouuuh, Eko's so class in his warlord's style. And he cuts people's head, just in that way, shlack ! Really suppich.

Exposé : hell, but who can possibly CARE about the past of those two fellas ? Yet, I almost liked the final scene.
S.O.S
Flashes before your eyes : man, I used to like Desmond, thanks to that episode.

Hurley is actually Jacob. It comes to sense.
Vincent is a Dharma recruter.
The Monster is Marc-Olivier Fogiel in is normal mood.
There is no Dharma Initiative, there are no Others, there have been no crash, there is no Island, THIS IS ALL IN YOUR MIND !! Everything is only a TV show ! (Wew, probably the most ridiculous theory ever)
Polar Bears are on the Island because they were plotting to take over the Dharma people, with the help of the CIA during the Condor Operation. But the Others moved first and Ben/Castro took power.
The season 2 was centered the Tailies, and every tailie (except Bernard) disappeared or died. The season 3 was centered on the Others, and many of them died or betrayed. Theory : the season 4 will be centered on the Freighties, and many of them will be killed. It's gonna be fun.
- MUAHAHAH ! I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN ! But not that way.
At the end of the season 4, the Island will be NUCLEAR-PWNZORED, invaded by some DAMNED ALIENS and will become a wide fast-food restaurant. Sounds great, huh ?
- Well, actually, the Freighter has been NUCLEAR-PWNZORED, but it is close to what I said, isn't it ?

Ana-Lucia : Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do it -- I say move, you move -- I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
Sawyer : I say you first.
The Beatles : Living is easy with eyes closed.
Locke : Where do you get electricity?
Ben: We have two giants hamsters running in a massive wheel at our secret underground lair.
Jack : No, I think you misunderstood me. I didn't say I was gonna do it. I just wanted you to understand how you're gonna die.
Ben : Well, Jack. I'm very disappointed in your decision.
Jack : Well, Ben. At least you won't have to be disappointed for very long.
Locke : The Man from Tallahassee? What is that some kind of code?
Ben : No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "there is a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head". Although we obviously should.
Nerhoear : Don't ever tell me what I can't do, right ?
Badfurday : Are you telling me that I can't do something, paradox boy ?

Gabuzomeu.