The Sawyer Song

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The Sawyer Song is a fan-video Flash animation created by J.Y. Yang and Cordelia.

JY Yang composed the lyrics, did the music, and polished the Flash file. Cordelia composed the lyrics and did the Flash file. Inspired by Burton Earny's Llama Song and the Lost mythos.

Lyrics

Here's a Sawyer
There's a Sawyer
and another little Sawyer
fuzzy Sawyer
funny Sawyer
Sawyer Sawyer
Locke

Sawyer Sawyer
golf club
Sawyer
handcuff
Jin
Danielle
Sawyer
Sawyer Sawyer
pilot
Sawyer
Sawyer Sawyer
Locke

I was once an airplane
I lived in a cave
but I never saw the way
Alex is my slave
I was not yet three years dead
but I haunted Jack
and now listen, little child
to the man on crack

did you ever see a Sawyer
kiss a Sawyer
on a Sawyer
Sawyer's Sawyer
tastes like Sawyer
Sawyer Sawyer
Locke

half a Sawyer
twice a Sawyer
not a Sawyer
lawyer
Sawyer
Sawyer in a bar
I saw a Sawyer
Sawyer
Locke

is it how it's told now?
is it very late?
is it made of aloe juice?
Sayid
Michael
Kate
now my song is running thin
I've run out of stock
time for me to retire now
and become John Locke