The Numbers (parody)

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4 - The total number of pounds Hurley has lost and will ever lose.
8 - The number of times per episode Charlie has asked someone, "Have you ever heard of Drive Shaft?"
15 - The number of freak-outs per episode that will occur at the sound of an eerie noise / whisper.
16 - The number of times per episode Hurley says, "Dude".
23 - The number of times per episode someone yells, "Jack! Jack!" or "Go get Jack!".
42 - The number of nicknames per episode Sawyer dishes out.
48,151,652,342 - The number of crazy twists and turns during every episode.