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I dunno if this would be too obtrusive for the main page, but I typed up the transcript, for those who want to review it or who don't have sound. -PandoraX 12:42, 14 June 2006 (PDT)

[START JINGLE: Coming to you live from your conscience... You're listening to DJ Dan]

D: Mind control, people. We're talking about mind control. Come on. We all know why MDMA and LSD and PCP and GHB and LMNOP are illegal. Because the Man doesn't want you to have the very weapons he's dumping in our drinking water and mac and cheese! So I ask, have you been brainwashed? Are you BEING brainwashed? Do you WANT to be brainwashed? We're taking your calls.

C1: Hi, I'm Debuque from Albuquerque.

D: Yeah, you're kidding, right?

C1: Parents can be cruel, DJ Dan. Dan, I feel like you're right. We ARE being brainwashed. I'm pretty close to Los Alamos and other nuclear experiments, and I just feel this pressure on my brain, all the time.

D: Uh yeah, That could just be your sinuses, Dub, just throwing it out there...

C1: What I'm saying is I noticed when I was making my Cinnamon Raisin Toast, my toaster, it blocked the rays. When I was toasting, I felt just as clear as day.

D: [Dismissive] Fascinating, Debuque. Turn on your toasters, people. Next caller!

C2: It's uh Jerry, from Ontario

D: Uh oh! We got ourselves a canuck!

C2: Yeah, we come in peace. Listen, Dan, I want to say in response to what you were saying earlier about the Hanso Foundation, do you really think they're involved in mind control?

D: Tip of the iceberg, Jerry, tip of the iceberg! It's like, who are these guys? Recap for those who missed it: my legion of conspiraspies have been following the Hanso Foundation since '92, when they were forcefully ejected from the Congo. I mean seriously, to be forcefully ejected from the Congo? How bad do you gotta be? What does a clown have to do to get ejected from the circus? What does a rat have to do to get ejected from the sewer? So uh, some of my conspiraspies went deep sea fishing off the coast of east Asia, cause they heard about our little Hanso friends' little offshore research platform. And they can't see it. But what they can see is this skinny little line sticking way up into the sky. Now what do you guys think that might be, eh? Who are we kidding! Hope you've got your foil helmets on boys and girls! Next caller!

C3: Dan, this is Franklin, I teach bioengineering at a Big 10 university.

D: Hut hut Franklin, hike me the info!

C3: Well, what I'm worried about is nanotechnology.

D: Uh, nanotech-whuh?

C3: Nanotechnology? It's essentially the minuturization of machines down to the molecular level.

D: Uh wait whoah whoah whoah, you mean robots so small that they're invisible? That sounds awful! Why would anyone want to do that?

C3: Well, there's lots of useful applications. Medicine, computers. For example, you could capture billions of these nanites--

D: Nanites? Is that geek for invisible tiny robots?

C3: Right--you could capture them in an electromagnetic field and have them float over--say--wheat fields, acting as a poison-free pesticide.

D: Whoah whoah wait a minute--what does that even look like? If a bunch of these nano-thingies got together--

C3: Something like a--storm cloud.

D: [Laugh] OK, Frankie... you know, sometimes a storm cloud is just a storm cloud. So wait a second, wait a second. So you're saying these uh, tiny invisible robots can kill?

C3: Yes. And they can think.

D: Well, you heard it folks, tiny invisible killer brains. And I was worrying about the Hanso Foundation. DJ Dan, back in three, gotta slip into my impenetrable, lead suit...

[END JINGLE]

• I think it is appropriate to move this transcript to the main clue page. Be sure to link to it from DJ Dan's page. --Jajasoon 12:53, 14 June 2006 (PDT)

I think we should make a separate page for transcripts of the DJ Dan podcasts. It would also easy review of the info found out without the dial-up users having to wait 10-30 minutes to have to get the info back. Valenzetti 13:05, 14 June 2006 (PDT)

• • OK, whatever you guys decide, that's fine with me, just cut and paste this over when you make it (being a newer member here, I'm always a little hesitant to start brand new pages :)). I wrote this transcript, so I can vouch for the accuracy myself. I also have friends who type transcripts for the other podcasts, so if we get that new page up, we can probably have a full collection. --PandoraX 13:08, 14 June 2006 (PDT)

Agreed - I created DJ Dan 6/14 transcript and pasted PandoraX's work there.--Jajasoon 04:43, 15 June 2006 (PDT)

We could be looking at this wrong. What if the picture and what was mentoned in DJDan's Podcast wasn;t a radio tower. Remember Hanso had a "research platform". Let's think sci-fi. This "line" could be a "Space elevator! Here's the wiki. That would mean that what we could have here illustrated is a platform in upper altitudes or a space station in geosyncronous orbit. A whole lot of strange things happen in the upper atmosphere or space. Polar magnetic fields are different, scientist have been researching medicine and the healing process and it is an ideal place for developing nanotechnology because there would be less inteference. Who's to say the island has to be in the ocean? Let's talk truths. Desmond said they live in a snowglobe. Walt and Michael went to a specific bearing to exit (the elevator perhaps?). No one on the ground can find them. What was The Swan for? Remember swans have long slender necks. The Swan could refer to the elevator station from the earth to the platform. Remember electromagnets magnets? How do you think you lift a Space elevator. 108 Minutes is the time it takes possibly a satelite to orbit the earth or for the elevator to move up from the earth. So what happened to the swan? No one sequenced the numbers to shut off the elevator. Ever see Charlie and the Chocolate factory? That glass elevator went right throught the roof! Quoting Grandpa Joe as Augustus Gloop was stuck in the chocolate pipe, "Remember when I told you how a bullet comes out of a gun?" Need a Lost reference an electromagnetic version of the Pneumatic tube. So what did Desmond do? A failsafe. Every elevator has one. If elevator won't stop when the bellboy pushes the button what do you do? Ever notice the fireman's key? It is a manual overide. Desmond could have released the electromagnetism that was comming up the shaft which was lifting the elevator. If he hadn't it would have blown through The Swan. But maybe it did! We saw the hatch drop down from the sky. Who knows. Maybe there is a crashed elevator near where the swan "used to be". Or maybe what we saw was not the hatch from "the hatch" Maybe we saw the hatch from something else fall from the sky. An elevator or sky platform perhaps. If any of this is true then let's hope Newton's clue, "What goes up must come down" would bring us some answers. Finally The Pearl. A pearl is a result of an irritating object inside of a mollusc (typically oysters') shell. The oyster will deposite calcium carbonite around the irritant creating the beautiful object. The island could be the oyster (in the sky). Dharma experiments (numbers) are the irritants. The pearl's purpose is to find a beautiful person (pearl) as a result of the stress.