Homo Zapping

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The Spanish comedy show Homo Zapping, hosted by José Corbacho, presented two LOST parodies. The show is extremely popular in Spain and it is known as PERDIDOS (The Lost Ones). Homo Zapping can be seen on Antena Tres and is currently on its fourth season.

Translation of the First Parody (October 7, 2005)

Jack: Mierda! Where are we? Where the coño are we? And the compass is not working! Sayid! What was there? in the last column?
Sayid: I don't know! I don't remember clearly! Squirrel.. Lilac... 34c? Locke! Jack! Locke!
Locke: I told you so! Park the car in the reserved space!
Announcer: Coming soon... LOST
Locke: We are lost!
Sayid, Jack: Lost?
All:(sing) Lost in my room, not knowing what to do, time passes.

(The song is 'Perdido en mi habitación' by spanish pop group Mecano)

Translation of the Second Parody (November 12, 2005)

Jack: There are many... too many! The compass is not working? Which is it? Which is it, Locke?
Locke: I don't know! God, I don't know! I am stuck in my wheels and I cannot think!
Sayid: I knew it! Let's go to Blockbuster and rent a Steven Seagal movie!
Announcer: Coming soon... LOST
Locke: Lost!
Sayid: Locke! Jack! Jackie Chan, we'll rent one with Jackie Chan!